mydarkenedeyes:

Vilena Dubovaya
xietv:

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Gotta fuckin try that in SF Bart!
bunchaswagdrippin:

California Rolls
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.